phil0kalia:

If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.




slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children




liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between




consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.